When your girlfriend gives you a compliment… she’s possibly biased (and may have ulterior motives).
When your straight male friend gives you a compliment… he almost certainly has an ulterior motive.
But… when your GAY MALE FRIEND gives you a compliment, you can bank on it.
Actual conversation, earlier today:
him: What wonderfully kinky outfit!
me: Why thank you!
him: It’s a shame that doesn’t turn me on.
me: Well, at least I know that’s no fault of mine.
Yes, I walked home with a little extra spring in my step today.
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lol i miss having a gay friend!
This post made me laugh
Thanks for sharing.
Haha! Are you a fag hag, jg?
I’d have to say you’re right about the compliment thing. My officemate is a sweet little gay boy, and he has the best comments. And when he compliments, I ALWAYS know he means it.